I know what your thinking,
Your thinking theres only two ways this person has the guts just to act completely stupid and say Hi There! to everyone across the world wide web. One, they're about to suddenly hunt you down and go for your throat or two, are a complete idiot. In most regards you are correct; or, if that wasn't what you were thinking, start thinking it now so that I can re-state what I've said above about what you're thinking.
Got all that?....Great!

So Long and Thanks For All The Fish,
-Aeontre